Terfin’ USA SING ALONG!

Get ready to bust up laughing. Sing to the tune of the Beach Boys’ Surfin’ USA.

 

 

If everybody had a vulva
Across the USA
Then everybody’d be terfin’
Like A-N-D-R-E-A!
You’d see ’em wearin their kotex
And pink hat scandals too
A bushy bushy blonde merkin

Terfin USA.

You’d catch em terfin’ at Michfest
(Background vocals: inside, outside labia!, Inside outside labia)
And at Ohio State
NYC and Bitchfest
Australia’s own Brisbane
All over Vancouver
In the library main

Everybody’s gone terfin’
Terfin’ USA.

We’ll all be planning out a route
We’re gonna march real soon
We’re closing up our restrooms
We can’t wait for June
We’ll tar and feather the rapists
We’re on Terfari to stay
Tell the pedos we’re terfin’

Terfin USA!

And London Times and Tumblr
LA Pride Parade
San Diego and Boston
And Irish Galway
All over the campus
And on the speakers’ stage

Everybody’s gone terfin’
Terfin USA

(instrumental)

Everybody’s gone terfin’
Terfin USA
Everybody’s gone terfin’
Terfin USA
Yeah everybody’ll be terfin’
Terfin USA!

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